Resignations in SGA Leadership Brings New Focus on Action

The resignations of Student Government Association President Johnathon Boles and Chief Justice Lisa Kappler in the past few weeks have given the SGA a rare chance to re-focus its efforts on issues that matter, according to new SGA president Kayla Shelton.

"Those people were slackers. We now have direction, focus, and a renewed attention to bold action," Shelton commented. "The new, improved SGA is going to be about solving problems, serious problems," she continued.

"Our first step will be to try to get more bike racks installed, then perhaps to organize a rally for something, and then maybe to pass out those squeezy stress balls that people like so much. Then, maybe we'll do up some bus stops."

"After that, who knows. In the past the SGA has been an organization to be feared. Just look at the influence and power we have on this campus. The sky's the limit."